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Bobo the Lobster God......
Shamelessly copied from http://www.iknpc.org/bobo.htm in an effort to spread the faith. ;-)
BLASPHEMERS! HEATHENS! How dare you dishonor and deny The One True God, Bobo the Lobster God! You ALL must bow down and worship Bobo in all His Greatness, or be cast into the Great Boiling Waters by the Eternal Chef! You sin doubly in printing this blasphemous editorial trash during our highest of Holy Days, Owl Stretching Day! Repent, you Infidels, you who would deny the Holiness
of Lobsters, or face the Wrath of Bobo! For it is written in the Good Book:
"...and on that day he (came up from) the ocean, and smote those who (had) no shells...(and they were cast) into the Great Boiling Pit..." (Crustaceans, 13:4)
BLASPHEMERS! HEATHENS! How dare you dishonor and deny The One True God, Bobo the Lobster God! You ALL must bow down and worship Bobo in all His Greatness, or be cast into the Great Boiling Waters by the Eternal Chef! You sin doubly in printing this blasphemous editorial trash during our highest of Holy Days, Owl Stretching Day! Repent, you Infidels, you who would deny the Holiness
of Lobsters, or face the Wrath of Bobo! For it is written in the Good Book:
"...and on that day he (came up from) the ocean, and smote those who (had) no shells...(and they were cast) into the Great Boiling Pit..." (Crustaceans, 13:4)