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A scary commercial....
My car dealership has free wireless internet. Which is great, because it allows me to catch up on LJ. (But not email.)
There's also a TV. Right now, it's set to MSNBC. (Thank goodness it's not on Fox News. Listening to Bill O'Reilly is hazardous to my health.)
And they just aired two back-to-back commercials for Enzyte. It features a man named Bob, who has this big ear-to-ear grin, as if the Joker (from Batman) paid him a visit.
So this is what this drug *really* does -- it stretches out your facial muscles so that you have a permanent grin. :)
There's also a TV. Right now, it's set to MSNBC. (Thank goodness it's not on Fox News. Listening to Bill O'Reilly is hazardous to my health.)
And they just aired two back-to-back commercials for Enzyte. It features a man named Bob, who has this big ear-to-ear grin, as if the Joker (from Batman) paid him a visit.
So this is what this drug *really* does -- it stretches out your facial muscles so that you have a permanent grin. :)