I need to apologize: I had forgotten that the laptop (with a processor north of 1GHz, but non-upgradable RAM of 384MB) actually has main line Ubuntu. I just researched how to install Flash Player onto the desktop, and then went and did it on the laptop, as well.

I understand what you mean about a GUI; I had been using PDP-10s for years before I ever saw one. Did get the hang of them fast, though. I have no desire to go back to Windows 3.1, however long I used it and however used to it I got.