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poltr1| April Fool | |
 allisona | sells your car on Ebay. |
| catalana | trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. |
| dagonell | has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. |
| ethansmom | enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. |
| filker0 | paints your head orange. |
| gorgeousgary | eggs your elderly relatives. |
| miari | buys you a Russian Bride. |
| mrlogic | smiles. All the time. |
| shanaeden | glues your kidneys to your bedroom ceiling. |
| trektone | legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. |
