Which way to the eye wash station?

My eyes have been dry and itchy all day. Last night, I made the mistake of petting the cats and touching my eyes afterward. When I looked in the mirror, it looked like I had pinkeye. I pushed my eyelids open to see if there was any mucus or anything, and I saw something that looked greenish. With the help of a Q-tip, I managed to extract what looked like an eyebrow hair and lots of eye gunk. Despite that, my eyes are still sore. I tried Visine AC, Moisture Eyes, and Patanol. Nothing seems to be working. Maybe I should use cold water. At my next eye exam, which I really should schedule soon, I'll see if I can get another prescription for Patanol.

Shout-outs: Happy birthday jslove!