And now, my very own instaband......

[poltr1]

(Disclaimer from Jim: For entertainment purposes only. Never mind the bollocks. It's just another travesty generator. In real life, you guys rock!)

By limitedbythesky

Eklectika Stats Formed: 28th June 2005 Split: 30th March 2010 Best Album: 'Notate Cracking Vauntie' 6/10 in the NME Best Single: 'Rani Debeaks Mistier Skywrite Resorcin' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 28th April 2007.) Records Sold: 1,361,417 in total (790,589 albums, 570,828 singles). Reputation: Indie Groupies: allisona recently won a contract with a blue conglomerate to market dildos towards the over 60's market. Other In an interview with the Sun in 2010, poltr1 revealed that Eklectika composed 'Pennons Pineta Bills Septal Peepers' on a lethal cocktail of prozac, LSD and dog food. It certainly explains a lot. Eklectika Member Profiles figmo Listening to figmo is comparable to drinking a cocktail of 8 parts piss to 2 parts wine. Sour for the most and a little too sweet around the edges filkerdave Listening to filkerdave playing guitar is as pleasurable as having your tooth drilled at the dentists without anaesthetic amazon_42 amazon_42 adds very little/nothing to Eklectika's rhythm section. poltr1 is a fucking idiot for choosing them to be in the band in the first place. Shame on you! athenawindsong athenawindsong possesses approximately 30% less musical talent than the average cumshot. poltr1 poltr1 is a complete liability to Eklectika. One must question poltr1's sanity for thinking that they would make a good keyobards player. Single Releases # Title Date 16 Invirile Summer Sep 2005 19 Prosses Nov 2005 12 Veto Emigre Cestoi Alkyl Rhymers Jan 2006 11 Taunt Caftans Arnattos Beshrew Micellae Feb 2007 5 Rani Debeaks Mistier Skywrite Resorcin Apr 2007 4 Laking Lidless Jul 2007 2 Boogying Decision Tricorn Docs Sep 2007 1 Rugate Nastier Jiber Ancones Vesseled Redskins Nov 2008 15 Pennons Pineta Bills Septal Peepers Jan 2009 15 Chaff Outshame Pulpers Feb 2009 Album Releases # Title Date 30 Notate Cracking Vauntie Jun 2005 19 Undular Dec 2006 2 Hen Records Stacte Glosts Oct 2008 northern ireland's worst