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By limitedbythesky

Eklectika Stats


Formed: 28th June 2005
Split: 30th March 2010
Best Album: 'Notate Cracking Vauntie' 6/10 in the NME
Best Single: 'Rani Debeaks Mistier Skywrite Resorcin' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 28th April 2007.)
Records Sold: 1,361,417 in total (790,589 albums, 570,828 singles).
Reputation: Indie
Groupies: allisona recently won a contract with a blue conglomerate to market dildos towards the over 60's market.
OtherIn an interview with the Sun in 2010, poltr1 revealed that Eklectika composed 'Pennons Pineta Bills Septal Peepers' on a lethal cocktail of prozac, LSD and dog food. It certainly explains a lot.



Eklectika Member Profiles

figmo



Listening to figmo is comparable to drinking a cocktail of 8 parts piss to 2 parts wine. Sour for the most and a little too sweet around the edges

filkerdave



Listening to filkerdave playing guitar is as pleasurable as having your tooth drilled at the dentists without anaesthetic
amazon_42


amazon_42 adds very little/nothing to Eklectika's rhythm section. poltr1 is a fucking idiot for choosing them to be in the band in the first place. Shame on you!
athenawindsong



athenawindsong possesses approximately 30% less musical talent than the average cumshot.
poltr1



poltr1 is a complete liability to Eklectika. One must question poltr1's sanity for thinking that they would make a good keyobards player.

Single Releases


# Title Date
16 Invirile Summer Sep 2005
19 Prosses Nov 2005
12 Veto Emigre Cestoi Alkyl Rhymers Jan 2006
11 Taunt Caftans Arnattos Beshrew Micellae Feb 2007
5 Rani Debeaks Mistier Skywrite Resorcin Apr 2007
4 Laking Lidless Jul 2007
2 Boogying Decision Tricorn Docs Sep 2007
1 Rugate Nastier Jiber Ancones Vesseled Redskins Nov 2008
15 Pennons Pineta Bills Septal Peepers Jan 2009
15 Chaff Outshame Pulpers Feb 2009

Album Releases


# Title Date
30 Notate Cracking Vauntie Jun 2005
19 Undular Dec 2006
2 Hen Records Stacte Glosts Oct 2008


northern ireland's worst




Date: 2005-06-29 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athenawindsong.livejournal.com
HEY!!!! I resemble that remark!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!

Date: 2005-06-29 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-kiss-angel.livejournal.com
You put yourself in the band? well that isn't fun... since you got an insult now TWICE in both of our entries ;-)

Date: 2005-06-29 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filkerdave.livejournal.com
Excellent. My guitar playing has improved!

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