LJ Haiku and my LJ as a sitcom..........

Here's my turn at some of the fun some of my fellow LJ'ers are getting into.

Thanks go to filker0 and spiritdance for the LJ Haiku generator.

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	poltr1
Your haiku:	well one of those days angry spam last week at my wife's request we
Username:
Created by Grahame

And if I get tired of watching the Reverse Glass Nipple (so called because it sucks my brain away), I'll tune into My LJ As A Sitcom. Thanks go to sdavido, kyttn, and autographedcat. (Hey Doe! Check this out!)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
poltr1 In The City (CBS, 9:00): poltr1 (Ted Raimi) cleans gleepy (RuPaul)'s apartment and ruins the sock. In the next town over, spaceagers (Shannon Elizabeth) gets in trouble with the law when cadhla (Richard Pryor) discusses forks with an undercover cop. That same day, pafuts (Susan Sarandon) cheats on a test, and jodimuse (Annette Bening) finds out. Nearby, jinny_e (Jean Claude van Damme) bites doeadear (Desi Arnaz). Upstairs, ohi (Pam Grier) thinks decadentdave (Laura Leighton) is a Martian. Zany antics ensue.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)