Black cat stories....
Oct. 31st, 2006 09:22 amI own a black cat. His name is Merlin. (I should post pictures of him here.) I adopted him 7 years ago. He's a big boy -- 18 pounds at his last vet visit. He's the "bouncer" at the Line of Death Bar & Grill.
Some of the things he does are quite comical.
- He "helps" me go to the toilet. While I'm taking care of business, he comes up to me and rubs his face against my leg.
- He lets me know when his food dish is empty.
- He has an aversion to dark-colored clothing, especially socks and slippers. If he sees one on the floor, he'll cautiously avoid it or paw at it. I've seen him accidentally catch it with one of his claws, and he lept up and backward. R and I call that trick "the evil slipper monster".
Is it bad luck if he crosses my path? Only if I trip over him or step on him.
Do you own a black cat? Do you have any humorous stories to share?
Some of the things he does are quite comical.
- He "helps" me go to the toilet. While I'm taking care of business, he comes up to me and rubs his face against my leg.
- He lets me know when his food dish is empty.
- He has an aversion to dark-colored clothing, especially socks and slippers. If he sees one on the floor, he'll cautiously avoid it or paw at it. I've seen him accidentally catch it with one of his claws, and he lept up and backward. R and I call that trick "the evil slipper monster".
Is it bad luck if he crosses my path? Only if I trip over him or step on him.
Do you own a black cat? Do you have any humorous stories to share?
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Date: 2006-10-31 02:42 pm (UTC)Tigger says:
Date: 2006-10-31 02:59 pm (UTC)Humongous super-crinkly see-through garbage bag that slides very nicely on hardwood floor if you take a running jump at it: fun!!
Twist tie IN the bag: THE BEST TOY EVER!!
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Date: 2006-10-31 03:17 pm (UTC)there are a lot of stupid sick people out there. Keep Merlin in tonight
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Date: 2006-10-31 04:07 pm (UTC)Merlin's an indoor cat, so he's staying in. Which reminds me, I need to get some more cat food today.
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Date: 2006-10-31 03:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-31 04:06 pm (UTC)That's not all of them, btw. :-)
I could write a book of amusing cat stories. ;->
Zues
Date: 2006-10-31 04:16 pm (UTC)We had my cousin and his wife over and my cousin tormented the cat. He passed out from either lack of sleep or too much drink in a reclining chair. His mouth was wide open. She took a shit in his mouth. He woke right up gasping and spitting.
Too gross and too funny for words. That cat never did anything like that again. My cousin never tormented any of my cats.
KG
Re: Zues
Date: 2006-11-01 03:24 am (UTC)I think your cousin learned his lesson. Don't mess with cats!
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Date: 2006-11-01 04:23 am (UTC)Anything made with yarn was fair game in he oppinion. It was not uncommon for us to hear the "thunk, thunk, thunk," of my dolly's heads hitting the stairs as she carried them down in their knitted baby buntings.