A scary commercial....

[poltr1]

My car dealership has free wireless internet. Which is great, because it allows me to catch up on LJ. (But not email.)

There's also a TV. Right now, it's set to MSNBC. (Thank goodness it's not on Fox News. Listening to Bill O'Reilly is hazardous to my health.)

And they just aired two back-to-back commercials for Enzyte. It features a man named Bob, who has this big ear-to-ear grin, as if the Joker (from Batman) paid him a visit.

So this is what this drug *really* does -- it stretches out your facial muscles so that you have a permanent grin. :)

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Church of the Sub-Genii

[athenawindsong.livejournal.com]

Shhh, don't let the neo-cons know you know...

http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p1.html

Because once you know, they know you know, and then you know they know you know. Praise Bob!

Re: Church of the Sub-Genii

[sheharezaad.livejournal.com]

Wow thats bizaare. oooooook. Time to lay off the magic brownies.

Re: Church of the Sub-Genii

[athenawindsong.livejournal.com]

LOL!! The whole thing is nothing but a 30 year long running joke meant to encapsulate, summarize and mock every cult, religion, and member of the "flock" out there. But most of all it makes fun of itself, which is the best part (kind of a cross between a 50's info-mercial and Heaven's Gate). Rev. Ivan Stang holds yearly "devivals" at Starwood and I'm hooked so badly it's shameful. I heard he has a lawsuit pending against the makers of Enzyte for stealing the God of the Church of the Sub-Genius, Bob Dobbs - don't know how true that is, but I'd be willing to bet a few pennies on it.

Praise Bob!

Re: Church of the Sub-Genii

[poltr1]

I first heard of them in college.

The commercial never shows Bob smoking a pipe.

The commercials refer to "Natural male enhancement" but don't elaborate on it. I guess it's left to our wild imaginations what it could be.