Give me a laugh, merry pranksters.....I need one.

April Fool
allisona	sells your car on Ebay.
catalana	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
dagonell	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
ethansmom	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
filker0	paints your head orange.
gorgeousgary	eggs your elderly relatives.
miari	buys you a Russian Bride.
mrlogic	smiles. All the time.
shanaeden	glues your kidneys to your bedroom ceiling.
trektone	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
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