Daffy definitions involving cats.....

[poltr1]

Polydactylism: A secret breeding program conducted by cats in order to give themselves opposable thumbs.

Catholic: One who can not control their intake of cats.

Comments

[shanaeden.livejournal.com]

I was totally LOL about the Catholic!

[amazon-42.livejournal.com]

Y'know, if it were that secret a breeding program, you think they'd have done it somewhere other than KEY WEST. Seeing how 1)that's a huge tourist trap, and 2)cats don't swim...

But wait! If they get opposable thumbs, maybe they are supposed to hitchike off the islands! That's perfectly sensible!